Wood’s Internet Lexicon #1

Pretentious, adj: Cleverer than I am comfortable with, and hence threatening.

Bleeding heart (often bleeding heart liberal), adj: More compassionate than me, and hence threatening.

3 Responses to “Wood’s Internet Lexicon #1”

  1. ee Says:

    how true.

  2. Becky Says:

    Also…
    ‘Idealist’ - someone who has greater vision than me.
    ‘Do-gooder’ - see Bleeding Heart
    ‘politically correct’ - someone who is less bigoted than I am, and therefore threatening
    ‘chattering classes’ - used by politicians to define any thinking person who disagrees with them.

  3. Wood Says:

    Mind if I use those in the next instalment?

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